Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Revoke their VISAs


She's got to go, folks! I have tolerated Rihanna enough. Not only is she soooo manufactured I liken her to a mannequin with an off-key, battery powered voice pack stuffed inside her back - she has no talent. I know entertainment has been reduced to catchy tunes over a dance groove and bankable eye-candy...but can someone ring the bell on her 15 minutes?
Rihanna can't sing, can't dance, is a certified Beyonce swagger jacker (HANDS OFF JIGGA - ho!) and now she wants me to believe she's a good girl, gone bad...FAKE FAKE FAKE.


Dear Ri Ri,
Take your very well orchestrated production team and bounce back down to the island.
VISA Satus: REVOKED!

Now - this hot mess... Here he is pictured in Los Angeles for the 50th Grammy Awards. How hot is he in this jacket?

Is that fur AND wool?

Dear Akon,

Not only is your voice annoying, your romp in Trinidad with the preachers daughter on stage was un-sexy. I can't wait to not DVR your upcoming reality show. And WTF is w/ this "Konvict" crap? You're not even a citizen and you want to brag about American jail. Thanks for T-Pain but, "No, Thank YOU!" Please fall back.


VISA Status: REVOKED!



And Finally - Ames, Ames, Ames (smh)

There's not much to say here 'cause the courts
TOOK her VISA. Cheers!, British Court system.
The most-nominated Artist of this year's
Grammy Awards needs a time out.

Her album was smoking, but so was she...

VISA Status: REVOKED!

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